To dump even more salt on my celebrity wounds, Ivanka Trump married Jared Kushner yesterday afternoon.
October 25th.
My birthday.
It was a lavish affair, held at Trump National Golf Course. Five hundred celebrity guests, immaculate weather, and a wedding dress designed by Vera Wang topped off the spectacular scene. Registry items ranged from $200 - $500, as well as a reported $1350 sterling bowl.
Meanwhile, thousands of miles away, I was eating KFC after opening my own presents. One of them, believe it or not, was Ivanka's new bestselling book "The Trump Card".
Tragic? Painfully so.
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