Monday, October 26, 2009

Say it ain't so

To dump even more salt on my celebrity wounds, Ivanka Trump married Jared Kushner yesterday afternoon.

October 25th.

My birthday.

It was a lavish affair, held at Trump National Golf Course. Five hundred celebrity guests, immaculate weather, and a wedding dress designed by Vera Wang topped off the spectacular scene. Registry items ranged from $200 - $500, as well as a reported $1350 sterling bowl.

Meanwhile, thousands of miles away, I was eating KFC after opening my own presents. One of them, believe it or not, was Ivanka's new bestselling book "The Trump Card".

Tragic? Painfully so.

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