It has come to my crotch's attention that you swing your arms too much when you walk. As you know, the sidewalks are often packed with people -- please be more attentive to those around you, both in front and behind.
And while we're on this topic, could those with umbrellas lift them high enough so that the rest of us can shimmy through without getting whacked? I came thiiis close to losing my eyeballs today. Three times.
Failure to comply with this notice may result in legal action. I've yet to sue anyone, but I hear it's popular in the land of the free slash home of the brave.
Sincerely,
Soaking wet, semi-violated New Yorker
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